*Reads all of last night’s posts*

WHO THE FUCK LET ME USE MY LAPTOP.

packing in for the night then?

Tuck me in I’ll just regret everything later

oh.

Yep.

There it goes.

my brain turned off

Everyone’s forehead is huge
hugely awesome

haemophobic-bloodmage:

desmond123abc:

Sexual orientation: Alistair’s hair

the funny thing is, that’s alistair’s sexual orientation too

If I have to get high every night just to make stupid posts so jason can make puns to them i’m gonna fuckin do it

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

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guys my forehead is HUGE

hilarious doped up Lane is best Lane

woah look how awesome my boobs look though

too busy working the eyebrow game?

I have no eyebrow game I have weird tiny eyebrow for my stupid hamster face

shush you and your stupid gorgeous face

Jason be smooth as butter yo

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

image

guys my forehead is HUGE

hilarious doped up Lane is best Lane

woah look how awesome my boobs look though

too busy working the eyebrow game?

I have no eyebrow game I have weird tiny eyebrow for my stupid hamster face

Do you think cows who have never been milked before get offended

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

image

guys my forehead is HUGE

hilarious doped up Lane is best Lane

woah look how awesome my boobs look though

jesliey:

pippinlongstocking:

Step away from the oxycontin….

I’M ON THIS STUFF FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.

gettin all the good stuff huh?

Give it three days my body gets crazy immune to shit fast

Ok step away from whatever that is…

I’M ON THIS STUFF FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.

Step away from the oxycontin….

I’m not on oxycotin I’m on stuff my autocorrect doesn’t think is a real word

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guys my forehead is HUGE

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

pippinlongstocking:

Why do they call it the trapezius muscle I keep wanting to call it the trapezoid muscle or the flying trapeze muscle or the linguini muscle

if it’s a trapeze muscle, would it’s favorite genre of music be swing???

ANATOMY PUNS