Friend: Yeah, sometimes I get stalkers. But hey, haven't been roofied yet, so...
Me: Dude, if that's your basis for comparison, we have some problems.

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

pippinlongstocking:

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

the closest thing I have to significant other is like pippinlongstocking so you know, I’d be like hella lucky and the poor soul would have to deal with me

And then they would have to deal with me. We’re a package deal.

buy one attractive pippinlongstocking and get another blogger of lesser value, for freeeeeeee

Krys, you misspelled your blogger name.

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

the closest thing I have to significant other is like pippinlongstocking so you know, I’d be like hella lucky and the poor soul would have to deal with me

And then they would have to deal with me. We’re a package deal.

I’M INCREDIBLY DRUNK ASK ME WHATEVER YOU WANT.

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

And then…in the dark of the night, as I sit staring at the computer screen eating a bag of cookies, I realize…


I MISS LAAAAAANE WAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHEN IS pippinlongstocking GOING TO BE BACK WAAAAH

I KNOW, I’M A HORRIBLE SPOUSE. I NEED MY LAPTOP BACK AND THEN I’M ALL YOURS.

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

hailsixthhouse:

I just imagine Krystina cosplaying fem!inquisitor and Lane cosplaying Sera and I ship them so hard now omg

I approve omg!!!!

pippinlongstocking

*Dies of happiness*

I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET. 

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Nikola Tesla is the reason I have no boyfriend. Well, that and the fact I spend most of my time eating cereal in my underpants and yelling at my T.V. screen, but that’s neither here nor there.

Me, explaining my great love of Nikola Tesla to a coworker

misspiggy385:

…MAHAHAHA! *Sniffle* it’s just so beautiful seeing how much he cares.

(X) SOURCE

Okay I lied, I’m going to be gone for another week or so. 

maiqtells:

adaar hype

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

pippinlongstocking:

Hi internet, I’m back.

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[excitement intensifies] 

Guuuuuuuuuurl.

Hi internet, I’m back.

Isolde and Ravyn’s rogue, Elius, having a cute moment. She’s teaching him her sign language.

the-elvenking-of-mirkwood:

pippinlongstocking and hailsixthhouse should just come to Canada because we have gay marriage, free health care PLUS AND ADDED BONUS OF JASON AND I!!

Workin’ on it!